1 00:00:16,224 --> 00:00:17,017 What is this? 2 00:00:17,934 --> 00:00:19,644 Happy holidays, Dwight, 3 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:21,730 but do not open it until Christmas. 4 00:00:21,771 --> 00:00:22,939 You're so pathetic. 5 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:24,482 How long did this take you? Three hours? 6 00:00:24,524 --> 00:00:25,817 Five minutes. Actually. 7 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,736 I am a black belt in gift wrapping. 8 00:00:27,777 --> 00:00:29,320 Yeah, no such thing. 9 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:31,573 They don't give out black belts for things that are stupid. 10 00:00:31,614 --> 00:00:32,532 (Dwight scoffs) 11 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:33,992 Well, I hope it was worth it, 12 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,536 'cause I'm gonna take it apart in about five minutes. 13 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:38,455 I think it'll take ya a little bit longer than that. 14 00:00:38,496 --> 00:00:39,998 Really? 15 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,499 If I can skin a mule deer in less than 10 minutes, 16 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:43,209 I ought to be able to cut my... 17 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:48,715 Michael! 18 00:00:49,966 --> 00:00:52,427 Chicken wire. Merry Christmas, everybody. 19 00:00:54,929 --> 00:00:57,349 (bright upbeat music) 20 00:01:26,961 --> 00:01:29,422 I'm sorry. It's the largest one I have. 21 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:32,175 I will not be the big guy in the tiny hat. 22 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:35,720 {\an8}This is the first Christmas party I'm throwing 23 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:37,597 {\an8}as head of the party planning committee. 24 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:39,766 {\an8}The theme is Night in Morocco. 25 00:01:40,975 --> 00:01:43,645 {\an8}This isn't your grandmother's Christmas party. 26 00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:45,563 {\an8}Unless of course she's from Morocco. 27 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:47,190 {\an8}In which case it's very accurate. 28 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:49,317 {\an8}Phyllis has managed to turn the Christmas party 29 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:50,777 {\an8}into an opium den. 30 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:54,197 {\an8}I assume Easter will be in a whorehouse. 31 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:57,242 {\an8}Let's hunt for eggs in the whorehouse, Phyllis. 32 00:01:57,283 --> 00:02:00,412 Hey Phyllis, do I need this invite to get into the party? 33 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:02,247 - Yes. - Awesome. 34 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:06,793 {\an8}I think this is going to be the best Christmas party ever. 35 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:09,587 I always say that, and I'm usually disappointed, 36 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:11,464 but this time I am confident. 37 00:02:11,506 --> 00:02:14,259 {\an8}Although I thought that last year too. So. 38 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:17,429 {\an8}I think last year I met a realistic range of expectations. 39 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:19,055 {\an8}Okay. Good. 40 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:21,307 {\an8}Angela. You're gonna move this 41 00:02:21,349 --> 00:02:22,559 {\an8}for the party, right? 42 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,394 {\an8}It's not on theme. 43 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:25,854 {\an8}It's the nativity scene. 44 00:02:27,355 --> 00:02:28,148 {\an8}All right. 45 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:32,068 {\an8}You can keep your camel, sheep, elephant, 46 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:33,820 {\an8}and the North African king can stay. 47 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:36,823 {\an8}Everything else goes in the drawer. 48 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,952 {\an8}I am not gonna judge Phyllis for desecrating Christmas. 49 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,787 {\an8}There is one person who will though. 50 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:45,040 {\an8}And Phyllis just stuffed him into a drawer. 51 00:02:45,081 --> 00:02:46,499 I need you to get rid of the tree. 52 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:47,834 - But... - Thank you. 53 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,838 Oh, I don't think it's blackmail. 54 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:56,051 {\an8}Angela just does what I ask her to do. 55 00:02:56,092 --> 00:02:57,385 {\an8}So I won't tell everyone 56 00:02:57,427 --> 00:03:00,055 {\an8}that she's cheating on Andy with Dwight. 57 00:03:00,096 --> 00:03:01,931 {\an8}I think for it to be blackmail, 58 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:04,267 {\an8}it would have to be a formal letter. 59 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:07,812 I do not mind doing hard labor. 60 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:09,981 {\an8}Ronald Reagan got his start as a stock boy 61 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,275 {\an8}lugging heavy boxes, 10 hours a day. 62 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:13,860 {\an8}[Phyllis] Don't mess the pillows up. 63 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:15,653 {\an8}And he went on to become the president 64 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:16,988 {\an8}of a party planning committee 65 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,157 {\an8}I like to call the United States of America. 66 00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:21,368 Most people call it that. 67 00:03:22,410 --> 00:03:25,622 (tree branches rustling) 68 00:03:34,839 --> 00:03:35,882 Wait a sec! 69 00:03:36,966 --> 00:03:37,842 (tree crashing down steps) 70 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,177 Did you know that an ant 71 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:42,013 can carry five times its own weight? 72 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:44,599 All it needs is a strong queen to tell it what to do. 73 00:03:46,142 --> 00:03:49,312 And there's nothing that little creature can't accomplish. 74 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:59,698 Ah, you brought in your doll collection. 75 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:01,491 These are not dolls, Jim. 76 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:04,869 These are commodities. Same as gold or oil. 77 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:07,080 Every year I do research to determine which toy 78 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:09,457 will be the most popular of the Christmas season. 79 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:11,001 This year, it's a doll, 80 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:13,336 half girl, half unicorn. 81 00:04:14,462 --> 00:04:17,924 Catch phrase, "My horn can pierce the sky." 82 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:19,092 Pathetic. 83 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:21,261 I bought out every store in the area 84 00:04:21,302 --> 00:04:23,304 over the last couple of weeks. 85 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:25,348 And as lazy parents become more desperate, 86 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:28,601 I will sell them at an enormous profit. 87 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:30,478 Isn't that right, princess? 88 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:33,898 That's the Christmas spirit. 89 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,275 I am simply punishing those parents 90 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:36,234 that would wait till the last minute 91 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,069 to give their child a gift. 92 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,030 And such a genetically improbable one. 93 00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:41,740 Look at that. How does that happen? 94 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:43,658 The king has sex with a unicorn? 95 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:46,036 A man with a horn has sex with a royal horse? 96 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:47,245 Oh, hey, is that princess unicorn? 97 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,496 I thought they were all sold out. 98 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:49,330 They are now. 99 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:50,290 Cool. 100 00:04:50,331 --> 00:04:54,753 ♪ My horn can pierce the sky. ♪ 101 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:56,338 Whoop, ha. 102 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:57,756 Whoop whoop. 103 00:04:57,797 --> 00:04:59,382 The Christmas party doesn't start for another hour. 104 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:01,468 So I think we should all work until then. 105 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:07,349 No, we are going to have a pre-party before the party. 106 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:09,309 The pre-party's sort of like stretching. 107 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,520 Don't want anybody to pull a party muscle. 108 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,236 How long is this gonna take? 109 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:22,489 Whoop. Hey, don't pressure the bartender, 110 00:05:22,530 --> 00:05:23,740 S-to-the-H. Whoop. 111 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:26,326 Whoop, whoop, might mess up the drink. Hey! 112 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:28,828 I'm getting red wine in a glass. 113 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:30,747 Oooh! 114 00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:33,625 Chicka Chicka! 115 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,293 I would love to open my own bar. 116 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:38,797 Have a pool table, a couple of dart boards, 117 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:40,131 have an open mic night, 118 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,841 but a real one. 119 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:44,302 You know, one that anybody could use 120 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,096 where they would actually let you finish 121 00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:47,347 your god damn routine. 122 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:50,934 This is equal parts, 123 00:05:50,975 --> 00:05:52,310 scotch, absinthe, rum, 124 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:55,563 gin, vermouth, triple sec, 125 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:57,148 and two packs of Splenda. 126 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,650 I call it a one of everything. 127 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:08,201 Oh my God. 128 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:10,704 Hit me again. 129 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:12,497 All right. One more time around the block. 130 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,583 I will grant you one wish. 131 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,670 I wish you would stop rubbing that lamp 132 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:19,546 in that creepy way. 133 00:06:19,587 --> 00:06:21,089 Stupid. 134 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:22,841 Everybody knows to ask for a hundred more wishes. 135 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:25,719 Dumb. 136 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:29,222 (Moroccan music playing) 137 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:38,106 All right. We have to take off our shoes? 138 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:39,441 Sorry, Toby. 139 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:40,859 But if you really wanna experience Morocco, 140 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:42,235 that's what would happen. 141 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:44,112 All right. 142 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:54,873 All those candles, Serenity by Jan. 143 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:56,207 - Really? - I know, I know. 144 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:57,667 She's taking care of a baby full time 145 00:06:57,709 --> 00:07:01,629 and she still has time to be creative and make candles. 146 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:04,549 That woman is a lunatic. 147 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:05,425 She is. 148 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:11,097 (Moroccan music playing) 149 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:16,061 Hey, hey, Ang, check it out. 150 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:19,230 ♪ There's a place in France ♪ 151 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:23,151 ♪ Where the naked ladies dance. ♪ 152 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:24,903 Really Andy? 153 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:26,738 It's Christmas and you're singing 154 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,531 about nudity and France. 155 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:33,119 ♪ There's a hole in the wall ♪ 156 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:36,498 ♪ where the men can see it all. ♪ 157 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:37,832 Musical instruments are very complicated. 158 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:40,627 When you first pick one up, she's a mystery. 159 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:43,505 But once you learn how to play her, 160 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:45,674 you can make beautiful music together. 161 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:51,763 I wish women were the same way. 162 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:55,809 Jim. Check that out. 163 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:57,268 What is that? 164 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:58,687 That is vodka and I mixed it with orange juice. 165 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:00,689 I call it an orange vod-juice-ka. 166 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:06,152 - Wow. That is delicious. - Yeah. 167 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:06,986 Can't believe no one's thought of that. 168 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:08,238 I know. 169 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:10,824 He's a genius. The man is a genius. 170 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:12,075 Thank you very much. 171 00:08:12,117 --> 00:08:13,076 Thank you. 172 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:14,494 Oh, you want another? Very good. 173 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:17,789 Another red wine please. 174 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,791 How about a sangria? 175 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:23,878 This is red wine with fruit in it Stanley. 176 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,965 And stew is red wine with meat in it Michael. 177 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,508 I'd like a red wine please. 178 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:30,260 All right. 179 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:34,681 Hope the wine isn't as bitter as your demeanor. 180 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:36,933 There you go. 181 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:38,143 Thank you. 182 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:40,186 Man can't give a simple red wine. 183 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:41,479 What else you got? 184 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:44,065 Well, we have some abstin-inthe. 185 00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:45,859 abstin-inthe? 186 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,402 Suffice it to say that 187 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:49,362 I almost passed a bartending course 188 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:50,405 a few years back. 189 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:53,408 I would've taken it a third time, 190 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,201 but I just, you know, 191 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:57,912 thought it was getting sort of silly. 192 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:02,709 (laughter) 193 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:06,254 (Moroccan music playing) 194 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:08,757 (drum music) 195 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:15,347 [Meredith] Belly dancing! 196 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:18,350 120, 180, 200. 197 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,893 All right. Well. 198 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:22,354 Thank you so much. My daughter is gonna love this. 199 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,189 - So glad I could help. - Thanks. 200 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,523 - Merry Christmas. - You too. 201 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:28,401 Fa la la la la, la la ka-ching. 202 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,281 Oh, so this is what every day would be like 203 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:34,741 if you hadn't left India. 204 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:41,206 [Stanley] Oh, burning! 205 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:44,918 (everyone shouting) 206 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:48,421 (extinguisher whooshing) 207 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:53,635 (Moroccan music playing) 208 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:56,429 I'm all right. I'm all right. 209 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:03,812 I guess the sprinklers don't work. 210 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:06,564 She went up quick. So she's definitely a witch. 211 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:10,485 Or she's definitely not a witch. 212 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:13,780 I used to know this stuff. 213 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:21,871 (Andy strumming instrument) 214 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:28,878 Sorry. 215 00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:31,006 This blows. 216 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:34,009 Honestly, Meredith. It's not so bad. 217 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:36,344 Yeah. And you kind of needed a haircut anyway. 218 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,179 It's totally uneven. 219 00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:39,389 No, it's it's cute. 220 00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:41,224 And spiky and fun. 221 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:44,352 You know who you look like? Rihanna. 222 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:45,895 Or you could just shave it all off 223 00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:48,356 and then you'd look like Pink or Natalie Portman. 224 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:49,899 You really think I look okay? 225 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:51,860 Yeah. 226 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:57,824 We're back on the fifth, should we just do it then? 227 00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:01,036 Cannot do it then, monthly dental appointment. 228 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,203 Soft teeth. 229 00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:03,538 What about February second? 230 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:06,583 Oh. Would you want to do it on Groundhog day? 231 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:08,543 No, no. I celebrate privately. 232 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,086 Oh, That's right. 233 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:12,047 Why don't we just do it now? We'll do it quickly. 234 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,381 Now? it's our Christmas party. 235 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:14,632 We'll do it quickly. 236 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,051 But, what if we can't do it quickly? 237 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:18,970 What if we can't do it quickly? What if we can't do. 238 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,181 Do you know how to do an intervention? 239 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:22,557 Hey, shut up. 240 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:24,142 Here we go. Everybody gather up. 241 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,686 An intervention, it's sort of hard to describe, 242 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:30,648 but really it's, it's a coming together. 243 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:31,983 It's a surprise party, 244 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:36,196 for people who are, who have addictions. 245 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,531 And you get in their face 246 00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:40,200 and you scream at them 247 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:43,953 and you make them feel really badly about themselves. 248 00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:45,455 And then they stop. 249 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:47,874 Yeah, we do have to deal with Meredith's problem. 250 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:50,710 I'll research our company's substance abuse policy 251 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:53,838 and maybe contact some professionals for 252 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:54,673 What? 253 00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:03,807 Oh boy. 254 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:06,810 It looks like we're gonna be here for a while. 255 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:09,104 So why don't you make a little plate of humus for everyone? 256 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:11,773 Little triangles of pita, toasted on both side, 257 00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:13,358 fanned so you can easily grab them. 258 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,275 I know... 259 00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:15,694 And napkins, fanned. 260 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:20,031 Okay. How do you feel? 261 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,241 A little better. 262 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,409 I threw up. 263 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:23,410 Ugh. TMI. 264 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:24,828 Fire girl. 265 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,207 - Too soon? - Yeah. 266 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,543 Okay. You know what I thought we should do, 267 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,169 is have a quick intervention 268 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:34,879 and then get back to the party. 269 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,798 Oh, can we talk about this privately? 270 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,049 That's what we're doing, idiot. 271 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,634 Michael, we're only allowed to talk about 272 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:40,927 Meredith's work performance. 273 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:42,637 We cannot ask her to stop drinking. 274 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,472 I am not asking her to stop drinking. 275 00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:48,560 I am imploring her to quit being an alcoholic. 276 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:49,728 I'm not an alcoholic. 277 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,938 Yeah, obviously you are. 278 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,316 Okay, everybody who thinks that Meredith is an alcoholic, 279 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:56,985 please raise your hands. 280 00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:57,694 [Dwight] Aye. 281 00:12:57,736 --> 00:12:58,945 The ayes have it. 282 00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,822 I don't care what everyone thinks. 283 00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:04,325 I know I am not an alcoholic. 284 00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:06,036 All right, well, 285 00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:08,997 let's look at this a little bit closer then. 286 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,498 Shall we? 287 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:14,294 When I was in college, I used to get a wicked hammered. 288 00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:17,339 My nickname was Puke. 289 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:20,175 I would chug a fifth of So Co, sneak into a frat party, 290 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:24,012 polish off a few people's empties, 291 00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:26,473 some brewskies, some jello shots. 292 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:29,017 Do some body shots off myself, 293 00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:31,603 pass out, wake up the next morning. 294 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:35,023 Boot, rally, more So Co. 295 00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:36,691 Head to class. 296 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:37,859 Probably would've gotten expelled 297 00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:38,818 if I had let it affect my grades, 298 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,487 but I aced all my courses. 299 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,988 They called me Ace. 300 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:45,033 It was totally awesome. Got straight B's. 301 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:46,701 They called me Buzz. 302 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:49,079 Meredith. Have you ever used alcohol 303 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,498 to alter your mood or deliberately change 304 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:52,457 your state of mind? 305 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,250 Sure. 306 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:55,627 Do you sometimes have a drink 307 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:58,213 to celebrate a special occasion or mark a holiday? 308 00:13:58,254 --> 00:13:59,005 Obviously. 309 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,717 Have you ever, under the influence of alcohol, 310 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:05,512 questioned the teachings of the Mormon church? 311 00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:06,763 Where did you get this? 312 00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:08,765 I got it on a website. That's not important. 313 00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:10,392 Michael we should contact some experts. 314 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:11,559 You don't know what you're doing. 315 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:12,852 Okay. You know what, Toby? 316 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:15,146 One of my employees is undergoing a crisis 317 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,564 and I wish for just once, 318 00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,775 you would take my side on this, 319 00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,151 I'm doing your job, man. 320 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,862 Hey, are you texting? 321 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,823 Yeah. 'Cause this is kind of a drag. 322 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,158 [Michael] Alcohol is a drag. Yes. 323 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,619 I'm sorry, when Ryan broke up with me 324 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:30,620 and I was miserable, 325 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:31,871 nobody cared. 326 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,581 And then that one time that I got sick 327 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:34,749 because I was waiting in line all night 328 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,251 for those Justin Timberlake tickets, 329 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,669 no one had any sympathy. 330 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,337 But then when Meredith gets a little bit drunk 331 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,297 at one of the parties for the hundredth time, 332 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:42,590 it's all about her. 333 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,467 You know what? I can light my hair in fire too. 334 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,136 It's really easy. And I'll do it. 335 00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:47,512 You know why? 336 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:48,805 'Cause I hate my hair and I want attention right now 337 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,473 'cause I'm really mad. 338 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:51,433 Here's what I'd like to do. 339 00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:52,600 I'd like to go around the room 340 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:54,936 and have us each express to Meredith 341 00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:58,690 how her alcoholism has affected us. 342 00:14:58,732 --> 00:14:59,733 I'll begin. 343 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:02,068 This Christmas party is perhaps 344 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:05,113 the best Christmas party I have ever been to. 345 00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:08,158 But then you got so drunk that we had to stop and do this. 346 00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:10,660 That's how your drinking affected me. 347 00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,245 I'm not the one doing this. 348 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:13,580 You know what, Meredith? 349 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:16,249 You cannot push us away with your horribleness. 350 00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:19,461 Tough love is when you have to be mean to somebody 351 00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,046 because you love them. 352 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:25,050 And the more you love a person, the meaner you have to get. 353 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:28,428 And I love Meredith about a six. 354 00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:30,972 So that's fairly mean. 355 00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:33,183 Anybody else, another time 356 00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:36,144 when Meredith's drinking affected you? 357 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,230 Come on people. 358 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,191 If we don't say anything, she's not gonna get any better. 359 00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:44,319 I also drink, perhaps more than Meredith. 360 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:45,487 I just hide it better 361 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,197 and keep my clothes on. 362 00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:48,365 Yes, Kevin. 363 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,950 Well, Meredith, there was that one time 364 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,410 that you bought movie tickets 365 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:55,914 and then you got too drunk to go. 366 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,749 So you gave them to me, 367 00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,959 and that was really cool. 368 00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:03,088 That's, you didn't, you weren't hurt by that. 369 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,590 Yeah. You said affected by it. 370 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,842 - Thanks again, Meredith. - You're welcome. 371 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,052 Okay. No, that's not what we're going for. 372 00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:11,346 Who has a problem with Meredith's drinking? 373 00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:12,681 It has to bother you. 374 00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:14,391 It bothers me. Right? 375 00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:15,850 How does it bother you? 376 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,894 Dwight? Don't you have anything? 377 00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:19,813 No, I like Meredith. 378 00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:21,106 Actually I don't care for Meredith, 379 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,941 but I don't believe in this kind of thing. 380 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,359 In the Schrute family, 381 00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:26,820 we believe in a five fingered intervention. 382 00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:28,488 Awareness, education, 383 00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,532 control, acceptance, 384 00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:31,866 and punching. 385 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,702 Who is gonna tell us the latest dirty joke? 386 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,036 Who is going to tell us 387 00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:36,621 what you watched on television last night? 388 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:37,872 I am fine. 389 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:41,835 Was John Belushi fine? Was Bob Hope fine? 390 00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:45,046 Hey, come here. 391 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,843 If anything ever happened to you, 392 00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:51,970 I would be very angry at myself 393 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,848 for not doing all that I could do. 394 00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:56,683 I know I drink. 395 00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:58,184 I like to party. 396 00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:00,311 I want you to say I'm an alcoholic. 397 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,772 I'm not an alcoholic. 398 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,065 You can say it as loudly as you want, 399 00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:06,401 but we're not going to believe you. 400 00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:09,279 Meredith is to alcoholic what I am to chocolate. 401 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,364 I am a total chocoholic. 402 00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:13,783 Maybe they should have an intervention for me. 403 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:18,913 No, it's, alcohol is very serious 404 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:21,708 and chocolate is just, just tastes good. 405 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,168 I was waiting until later 406 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,420 to hand out this year's gifts from corporate, 407 00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:30,342 I don't think they're appropriate anymore. 408 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,766 Please stop making me do these things. 409 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,934 Oh, sorry. It's your job. 410 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:42,103 But it's the season of mercy. 411 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,564 You never showed me mercy when you were in charge. 412 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:48,276 Why aren't you wearing the hair net? 413 00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:49,110 I lost it. 414 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:56,993 Fine. 415 00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:00,330 Okay, nice. 416 00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:08,171 I don't mind telling you that I have an addiction, I do. 417 00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:10,173 To porn. 418 00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:13,009 All right. No, no, no, no. 419 00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:16,638 That is, the image, I think we can all agree, 420 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:17,639 is very disgusting, 421 00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:19,224 but you know what? 422 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:23,728 Meredith, you lit your hair on fire today. 423 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,063 What about tomorrow? 424 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,899 What is going to happen when you come into work 425 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,401 and you're dead. 426 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,695 I stab her in the brain with a wooden stick. 427 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,780 There are several ways to kill a zombie, 428 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:35,156 but the most satisfying one 429 00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:37,992 is to stab it in the brain with a wooden stick. 430 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,954 Everyone in this room loves you. 431 00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:42,455 But mark my words, 432 00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:44,416 we are not going to support your alcoholism anymore. 433 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,002 The next time you light yourself on fire, 434 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:50,005 we are not going to help put you out. 435 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:52,716 Oh. As fire marshal, I would have to. 436 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:54,175 Dwight. 437 00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:55,802 She is a hazard to the other people of the office. 438 00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:57,429 Okay. 439 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,888 I suppose I could do it 440 00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:00,890 if it was a controlled burn in a well ventilated area. 441 00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:03,018 Yeah, but you're gonna need a permit for that. 442 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,894 Oh right. That'll take a couple of weeks. 443 00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:06,730 - I can get you one in an hour. - Really? 444 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:09,524 Okay. You know this, this is over. 445 00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,067 [Stanley] I agree. 446 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:11,943 Michael, I think you're the best you could. 447 00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,611 This is bigger than all this. 448 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,030 Enabler. 449 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:18,533 Enabler, enabler, enabler, enabler, enabler. 450 00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:20,994 It's Christmas, and we are turning our back 451 00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:23,288 on somebody who is asking for help. 452 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,373 If everyone just walked away this easily, 453 00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:27,250 then everyone would be an alcoholic. 454 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:36,718 Let 'em have their party, come on, let's go in there. 455 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:37,552 I am not going to give up on you. 456 00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:46,436 Little late. 457 00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:51,608 You know what the only thing I want for Christmas? 458 00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,068 I want Meredith to get better. 459 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,111 That's my only wish. 460 00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:56,780 But you know what? My wishes never come true. 461 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,740 So I'm not going to wish that on her. 462 00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:00,950 I, a watch would be nice. 463 00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:08,291 It takes a lot of courage to admit you are right. 464 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:11,127 And talking about my strengths 465 00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:13,171 has always been one of my strengths 466 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:14,714 and I am right. 467 00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:15,757 Meredith needs help. 468 00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:19,469 She needs help like an alcoholic needs a drink. 469 00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:23,556 And she's about to get a big shot of Michael Scott. 470 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,602 They've been in there for 45 minutes. 471 00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:31,231 I know if she wasn't an alcoholic before, she is now. 472 00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:34,734 That's a halwa chebakia cookie. 473 00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:36,361 They serve it during Ramadan. 474 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,743 (instrument playing) 475 00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:49,290 Hey. 476 00:20:53,128 --> 00:20:53,962 What's up? 477 00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:55,171 You take requests? 478 00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:56,589 - Sure. - Please stop. 479 00:20:56,631 --> 00:20:58,508 'Cause we're having a Christmas party. 480 00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:18,194 I'll be down in a minute. 481 00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:24,159 Could you write down the number 482 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,786 of that rehabilitation center that you mentioned? 483 00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,455 Sure. All right. 484 00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:36,171 Oww. 485 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,261 I learned a lot today. 486 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:47,766 Besseha is Moroccan for enjoy and relax. 487 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:50,852 Meredith may have a bit of a drinking problem, 488 00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:52,228 who knew? 489 00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:55,065 And, the sprinklers. They don't work. 490 00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:55,815 All good to know. 491 00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:00,195 - We just missed Poor Richard's. - We did? 492 00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:01,905 Yeah. I thought we were going out for a drink. 493 00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:03,448 Oh shoot. 494 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:06,326 Oh, well we'll have to go someplace else then, I guess. 495 00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:11,915 The Bob, Cooper's, Kelly's, Bricks', Carmen's. 496 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:15,752 I have a new place. 497 00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:18,254 It must have just opened up. 498 00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:20,382 It, yeah, recently. 499 00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:21,508 Yeah. All right. 500 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:22,342 All right. 501 00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:25,470 Enough of this Christmas crap. 502 00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:27,889 Let's get some party music. 503 00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:29,849 - Yeah. - Oh, there you go. 504 00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:30,934 (rock music playing) 505 00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:32,394 That's good. 506 00:22:32,435 --> 00:22:34,979 - That's better. - Party girl. 507 00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:36,773 Hey Sasha. It's daddy. 508 00:22:36,815 --> 00:22:40,068 Have you ever heard of this doll Princess Unicorn? 509 00:22:40,110 --> 00:22:41,236 (Sasha screaming excitedly on phone) 510 00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:43,113 Nope. Nope. 511 00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:45,740 Nope. I'm just curious if you heard of it. 512 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,993 This is great. 513 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,829 My ex-wife's gonna be so pissed. 514 00:22:52,914 --> 00:22:54,749 For once Daddy's gonna be a hero. 515 00:22:58,253 --> 00:22:59,212 - 200. - Yep. 516 00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:03,299 Hey, I'd like to buy one of your dolls. 517 00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:05,135 Oh, that's my last one. 518 00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:06,761 No, I would. 519 00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:09,723 No, no. I was gonna, I was gonna buy that doll. 520 00:23:09,764 --> 00:23:11,057 Thanks man. 521 00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:12,434 I was gonna get the doll. 522 00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:15,895 Not my problem. 523 00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:17,564 I promised my daughter. 524 00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:22,610 Darryl, Look, I, I need the doll. 525 00:23:22,652 --> 00:23:25,363 I need the doll. I, I, I'm begging you. 526 00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:27,699 I just, I need it more than anything in the world. 527 00:23:27,741 --> 00:23:31,453 I need this doll. Darryl man, I need this doll. 528 00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:32,495 Okay. All right, man. 529 00:23:32,537 --> 00:23:34,414 Don't cry. Just, it's cool. 530 00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:38,001 I'll let you get this for 400. 531 00:23:39,753 --> 00:23:41,421 I only have two. 532 00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:42,547 [Darryl] You can owe me. 533 00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:46,760 Oh man. Thanks. Thanks man. 534 00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:51,097 Thank you. 535 00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:54,184 I know. Right? Merry Christmas. 536 00:23:54,225 --> 00:23:55,143 Oh, thanks. 537 00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:55,935 She's gonna, oh. 538 00:23:59,689 --> 00:24:01,566 [Darryl] Something wrong with the doll? 539 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:07,238 No, it's, it's even, 540 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,449 it's even better than the one I wanted. 541 00:24:13,828 --> 00:24:17,082 (music playing in car) 542 00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:18,625 [Meredith] Sunrise Rehab? 543 00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:21,044 No, no, no. 544 00:24:21,086 --> 00:24:22,212 I told you no. 545 00:24:22,253 --> 00:24:23,463 There is no way. 546 00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:25,382 It's okay. It's all right. 547 00:24:25,423 --> 00:24:26,716 (Meredith shouting) 548 00:24:26,758 --> 00:24:27,550 Meredith, we're doing this for your own good. 549 00:24:27,592 --> 00:24:28,968 Okay. 550 00:24:29,010 --> 00:24:30,553 - [Meredith] There is no way! - Come on. Here we go. 551 00:24:30,595 --> 00:24:33,264 This is, this is gonna be good. 552 00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:34,349 [Meredith] I told you. We talked about this. 553 00:24:34,391 --> 00:24:35,225 There is absolutely no way! 554 00:24:35,266 --> 00:24:36,351 There we go. 555 00:24:36,393 --> 00:24:38,687 No, no, no way. No, there is no way. 556 00:24:38,728 --> 00:24:40,146 No, no! 557 00:24:40,188 --> 00:24:41,314 [Michael] All right, here we go. 558 00:24:41,356 --> 00:24:42,524 [Meredith] I'm not going in there. 559 00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:44,067 [ Michael] Yes you are, yes you are. 560 00:24:44,109 --> 00:24:45,652 Wait a minute. 561 00:24:45,694 --> 00:24:47,487 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 562 00:24:47,529 --> 00:24:48,988 - Wait, wait a minute. - Shhhh. 563 00:24:49,030 --> 00:24:50,073 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Just wait. 564 00:24:50,115 --> 00:24:51,533 Just wait. 565 00:24:51,574 --> 00:24:53,034 Oh my God. Oh my God. 566 00:24:55,912 --> 00:24:58,540 (both shouting) 567 00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:04,254 There is no way. There is no way. 568 00:25:04,295 --> 00:25:05,255 Here's the door. 569 00:25:05,296 --> 00:25:08,091 There is no way. No, no. 570 00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:08,967 (Meredith screaming) 571 00:25:09,009 --> 00:25:11,094 Hello, how are you? 572 00:25:11,136 --> 00:25:12,053 Can I help you? 573 00:25:12,095 --> 00:25:13,888 I have a deposit, alcoholic. 574 00:25:15,140 --> 00:25:16,975 So, do I sign? 575 00:25:17,017 --> 00:25:18,351 [Meredith] No! 576 00:25:18,393 --> 00:25:20,395 I need you to put the Christmas tree back up. 577 00:25:20,437 --> 00:25:21,980 It's outside. 578 00:25:22,022 --> 00:25:24,441 I didn't ask you where it was. I told you where it needs to be. 579 00:25:26,026 --> 00:25:26,818 Shut up. 580 00:25:27,777 --> 00:25:28,570 Excuse me. 581 00:25:29,446 --> 00:25:30,739 I'm not moving the tree. 582 00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:32,824 Face it, the only power you have over me 583 00:25:32,866 --> 00:25:36,494 is this little secret that I know you're not gonna tell. 584 00:25:36,536 --> 00:25:37,871 Oh, and you wanna know how I know that? 585 00:25:37,912 --> 00:25:39,205 Because then you won't be able to plan 586 00:25:39,247 --> 00:25:41,416 your stupid tacky parties anymore. 587 00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:42,709 So you move the tree. 588 00:25:50,467 --> 00:25:51,468 Okay. 589 00:25:58,224 --> 00:26:00,143 Angela's having sex with Dwight. 590 00:26:04,481 --> 00:26:07,734 I caught them doing it after Toby's going away party. 591 00:26:13,073 --> 00:26:14,616 Well, don't look so surprised. 592 00:26:16,826 --> 00:26:17,494 I knew it. 593 00:26:17,535 --> 00:26:18,370 You did not know it. 594 00:26:18,411 --> 00:26:19,371 I knew some of it. 595 00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:21,414 Everyone knew some of it. 596 00:26:21,456 --> 00:26:22,749 It's Christmas. 597 00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:25,710 - You knew it. - Thank you. 598 00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:27,504 - I knew it. - She knew it. 599 00:26:29,381 --> 00:26:30,882 As it turns out, 600 00:26:30,924 --> 00:26:33,093 you can't just check someone into rehab against their will. 601 00:26:33,134 --> 00:26:35,053 They have to do it voluntarily. 602 00:26:36,137 --> 00:26:38,014 And they have to hit rock bottom. 603 00:26:38,056 --> 00:26:40,725 So I think I know what I need to do at this point. 604 00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:45,730 I need to find ways to push Meredith to the bottom. 605 00:26:47,982 --> 00:26:49,943 I think I can do it. 606 00:26:49,984 --> 00:26:50,985 I did it with Jan. 607 00:26:53,822 --> 00:26:56,241 All right. Everybody's still here. Perfect. 608 00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:58,952 Got a little surprise. I've been working on. 609 00:26:58,993 --> 00:27:00,453 Angela, my bride, 610 00:27:00,495 --> 00:27:03,790 I just wanted you to know that for the rest of our lives. 611 00:27:03,832 --> 00:27:07,210 No matter the cultural milieu, 612 00:27:07,252 --> 00:27:12,090 I will always be there to bring you some Christmas cheer. 613 00:27:12,132 --> 00:27:14,509 ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ 614 00:27:14,551 --> 00:27:16,928 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 615 00:27:16,970 --> 00:27:19,514 ♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪ 616 00:27:19,556 --> 00:27:22,225 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 617 00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:24,686 ♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪ 618 00:27:24,728 --> 00:27:27,564 ♪ Fa la la la la ♪ 619 00:27:27,605 --> 00:27:32,652 ♪ Troll the little yuletide carol ♪ 620 00:27:33,862 --> 00:27:37,198 ♪ Roo di doo di doo, Roo doo doo doo. ♪ 621 00:27:46,583 --> 00:27:48,877 I think I'd like to go home now. 622 00:27:48,918 --> 00:27:49,753 Sure. 623 00:27:53,256 --> 00:27:54,215 Tough room. 624 00:27:55,925 --> 00:27:58,053 Come on, I just learned it. 625 00:27:58,094 --> 00:28:00,638 Just so you know, protocol is a little round of applause, 626 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,807 but merry Christmas to all 627 00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:05,685 and to all a good night. 628 00:28:11,524 --> 00:28:16,613 (bright upbeat music)